The Coon Rewards 2010

The Negros gathered once more to collect the rewards for being top coons and applaud those who were considered top coons. The joke of 2010 at this Coonfest was that Justin Bieber was nominated for a reward as a cross-over artist. Crossing over into what? Coonetry? For being a Snow surrounded by the most Coons and employing them? Please.

Then we had the woman beater, Chris Brown, perform B.E.T.’s apology and “make-up” tribute to Michael Jackson. After Coonvision made an embarrassing attempt to honor the deceased King of Pop, they must have thought that this would erase the travesty that already occurred. That’s a negative. Bootlegged Reviews will NEVER forget. Anyhoo, Brown’s performance (dancing) was on point; then again he performed Jackson’s steps with very little deviation – just like fans like it. There was minimal singing and maximum crying – must have taken notes from Usher. Either way, once I fast forwarded through the end I gave the overall performance of Chris Brown a B.

As for the remainder of the show I believe that this will be the last time I partake in this rewarding of Coonism in the industry. Thanking God, mamma, and fans for bastard behavior is a no-no. Enough is enough.

So thanks for all the disappointments, stereotypes reinforcements, the bamboozlements, shucks and jives, and straight up cooning BET. We can officially part ways.

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