The Bootlegged Guesses For the 2010 AMAs

This Sunday night the 2010 American Music Awards (AMAs) will air and the Hot Messes & Sloppy Negros of the Industry will come together to congratulate those who have pushed drama and entertainment into the faces of the consumers. The time has come when consumers hope that the good artists will be rewarded for good music but are disappointed when the attention whores are rewarded for mediocrity. The AMAs give one of the most conveluted lists of all award/reward shows as they seem to throw the names of only seven artists around. They do understand that over 100 artists released music his year and those are just the ones that got press. WTF? Why is Eminem listed under ‘Pop?’ Then these fools listed a group as a ‘Female Artist.’ Huh? Plus Lady Antebellum under ‘Adult Contemporary Music?’ Wow. A F**king Hot Mess.

After looking over the list of nominees we’ve decided that this year we’ll make our choices known and attempt to predict who the “fans” will choose to “win.” Our choices will be in yellow and the choices of the “fans” will be in green:

FINAL NOMINATIONS FOR THE 2010
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS

POP or ROCK MUSIC

Favorite Male Artist

Justin Bieber
Eminem
Usher

Favorite Female Artist

Ke$ha
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry

Favorite Band, Duo or Group

The Black Eyed Peas
Lady Antebellum
Train

Favorite Album

Justin Bieber/ My World 2.0
Eminem/ Recovery (hands down the strongest album listed)
Katy Perry/ Teenage Dream

COUNTRY MUSIC

Favorite Male Artist

We have not heard any of these artists’ work & we’ll be fast-forwarding through this.

Jason Aldean
Luke Bryan
Brad Paisley

Favorite Female Artist

Not that interested.

Miranda Lambert
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood

Favorite Band, Duo or Group

Not interested.

Zac Brown Band
Lady Antebellum
Rascal Flatts

Favorite Album

Jason Aldean/ Wide Open
Lady Antebellum/ Need You Now
Carrie Underwood/ Play On

RAP/HIP-HOP MUSIC

Favorite Male Artist

Why is B.o.B. listed?

B.o.B.
Drake
Eminem

Favorite Album

Again, why is B.o.B. listed?

B.o.B./ B.o.B. Presents
Drake/ Thank Me Later
Eminem/ Recovery

SOUL/RHYTHM & BLUES MUSIC

Favorite Male Artist

Chris Brown
Trey Songz
Usher

Favorite Female Artist

Do the AMAs know that ‘Sade’ is actually a GROUP? So by default this list is f**ked up.

Alicia Keys
Rihanna
Sade

Favorite Album

Alicia Keys/ The Element of Freedom
Sade/ Soldier of Love
Usher/ Raymond v. Raymond

SOUNDTRACKS

Favorite Album

AC/DC / Iron Man 2
Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC

Favorite Artist

Not interested.

Muse
Phoenix
Vampire Weekend

ADULT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC

Favorite Artist

Michael Buble
Lady Antebellum
Train

LATIN MUSIC

Favorite Artist

Daddy Yankee
Enrique Iglesias
Shakira

CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL

Favorite Artist

Not interested.

Casting Crowns
MercyMe
TobyMac

ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Justin Bieber
Eminem
Ke$ha
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry

T-Mobile Breakthrough Artist Nominations

Why is this even a category???????????????

B.o.B
Justin Bieber
Taio Cruz
Jason Derulo
Ke$ha
Lady Antebellum
Travie McCoy
Mike Posner

The real Sloppy Negro & Hot Mess Drama will come in the performances as comebacks, newbies, & folks that simply waste our time will attempt to “entertain” us and convince us to purchase over priced concert tickets for 2011. This should be fun!

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