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New Bootlegged GradingMovies & Music have gotten so bad and redundant that we're adding grades and it won't be pretty. Let's not get things confused as grades are not always reflective of blades. All reviews will have these grades so things will get interesting. Here's a quick rundown of what the grades will be.
A is for Awesome. If the movie is on point it will get the top grade. From what we've seen so far most films & albums will never see this.
B is for Beware of a potentially bad film or album. Some of these type films & albums are becoming novelties and some have become classics. Regardless, the Suck-Ass Level can go either way.
C is for Crazy or Crappy that this film/album got made. For those films/albums that weren't B material they get the C stamp. These films are so horrible that even the actors/artists don't believe the scripts they read or the lyrics they sing.
WTF is for What The Fuck were you thinking? This is for the worst films/albums ever made, the shock that they were made, and the shock that someone asked for money from viewers/listeners. It's the grade that will be used when even the reviewer is questioning their own sanity for viewing the Crap Fest on Screen or burned to a disc.
These grades could get switched around without notice. You may even be shocked by some of the grades handed out or perhaps you'll totally agree. Either way, here goes!
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- Indie Me: Ah, Yeah!
2011/03/18 | 10:08 am
Kicking off this new segment for Bootlegged Reviews is the song Ah, Yeah! submitted by the indie artist, Flawless. This pop/dance single that has what it takes to get a party started and has a professional feel that many Indie projects lack. Coming from Queens, New York, Flawless shines on this track. Formerly signed to
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After listening to this album back in August of 2010 the studio that decided to release the album changed things up and added stuff that removed what tiny spark or decency that album had. Now this is another mix of crap with J Lo’s stamp all over it. I had slight hopes for this
There was no expectations for this film except that it remain a B-flick. Any movie featuring an animal usually is and if that animal is overgrown, it’s bound to be. Expecting anything else only reveals a sucker who loves disappointments.
This album has been placed on hold as Jennifer Lopez seeks out a new record label to distribute it and I must say that it was the best decision. So there may be another review if another version of the album is released than the one reviewed here. I’ve already come to the conclusion that Lopez will never be a decent singer and most of her songs are best heard while intoxicated
The cripple dog and Mona stole the film for me. Jennifer Lopez is back and playing the role of “doe eyes” once again. The premise of the film was great: a woman gives up on finding Mr. Right and opts for “Mr. As Good As It Could Get’s” sperm. After she’s artificially inseminated she runs into “Mr. Could Be.” Now the two have to figure life out with a new baby one the way and new feelings developing.
J-Lo’s “The Back-Up Plan” get released Friday. Will audiences need a back-up for this back-up?
he night opened with a Negro singing to welcome Lady Gaga to the stage. It was very Broadway-Campy. Who would have thought the chick I saw at the NKOTB concert last year is bringing down the house. In another ugly outfit and dancers who never look like they fit the scene, she got it together with Poker Face (love it and the hidden connections). The stage looked like
The time has come to crown the new Hype Junkie of 2009. We have slipped since 2002 but trust, the hype has not been missed. It was rather hard to ignore but there were more important fish to fry.
It’s actually timely that the crown will be passed from J Lo to this person. In fact, as soon as Jennifer Lopez took a much needed hiatus from the Hype Spotlight many, including this year’s winner, fought hard for the attention. Despite “wanting privacy” in few areas of their lives, many public figures (and some unknown drama whores) fight to be mentioned in a paper or on a TV show. As the old business adage states, no publicity is bad publicity.
Tonight was the night that the industry wanted the public to believe that their votes and opinions really mattered. The “votes” were tallied and emotions were high as feelings were broken. Taylor Swift was set to be there so most likely all eyes were on the hunt for Kanye West & Hennesy sightings
Subpar Performances Mistaken for Talent
People have been fooled by the industry to believe that if they can be amazing entertainers, then they have talent.
Performance does NOT equal TALENT. Because you may be able to semi-dance does not make you a singer. If you can hold a note and wiggle at the same time, please don’t assume that you can also be
The title of this song pretty much sums up the way I felt about this “singers” music career. The sounds on this clip alone explained why it took so long for a music tour to be planned. The fact that Lopez is by no means a singer did not stop a record label from not only releasing multiple albums, but wasting valuable film in video production for
Who would have thought that Jennifer Lopez and good movie would be mentioned in the same sentence… It’s a long way from Money Train but I’ll take it. Aside from the romantic comedies this has been the most decent piece of work coming from the J Lo camp.
Now I don’t speak Spanish but that’s not a requirement to hear an out of tuned musician. ¿Cómo se dice: not a singer en español? I know cantar is to sing! Can we aim for no cantando on the next album? ¿Por favor?
Let’s hope that after four years this won’t be a rebirth of a hot mess. The album begins with what we all have been getting pounded with – Get Right. I for one am not into a song that has another annoying sound effect past J Lo’s voice. The siren type noise isn’t helping but I realize they might be trying to drown out the sound of her. This is the first album since she’s been back with Mr. Marc Anthony. His daughter makes an appearance
Jenny, J-Lo, Jennifer, Jen from the Block is back with a doozy! Against my better judgment & the advice of my flavor of the week I took $5 out of their pocket & bought this. Dang kid, you were right…
Well, like we could not have guessed it by now. After the over hyped music and movie careers, the Puffy-Bennifer Bonanzas, and the drama with the “Nigga” protest Lopez is crowned Bootlegged Reviews’ first Hype of the Year winner.
J Lo (No): No Way Out?? – Hype of June
We’d like to thank Ms. Jennifer Lopez for helping us to expand on our site: The Bootlegger’s Chronicles.
If there was ever anything hyped up more than a New Kids On The Block/N’Sync Collaboration Tour, it would be this garbage. What the heck is wrong here people?? Although we are stuck in a society that tries to tell us what is “hot” and what is NOT do we really have to listen?? This whole J-Lo and J-Lo Remix is straight garbage. What’s up with the Nigga word usage and the Controversy?? I say let’s all just bite the bullet and use whatever derogatory words that are out there. WHY HOLD BACK!!?!!
Hey everybody! This movie was crazy. The plot was hot, even the execution wasn’t bad, but what was up with the ending?!! For all the chicks out there who get abused, it’s one thing to wish that you could kick his tail but to go looking for that cat and fight him on his own turf? I’m sorry but Lifetime has got
This is the controversial album that had the infamous Nigger reference by Ms. J “Hip Hop” Lo herself. In the remix of I’m Real she wanted to show
After a two year hiatus from the music scene we move from Jennifer Lopez to J Lo. I guess Puffy really did his thing. She’s now all “hip hopped out”. I was hoping she was resting her voice or getting more coaching; anything to strengthen her voice. My hopes have not been fulfilled.
This is the first album of Ms. Fly Girl/Puffy/Money Train Supporting Team; Jennifer Lopez. She’s thrown her hat into the music industry after doing the film Selena. She says that singing was a dream for her and