Spare Me the Spears

Album: Femme Fatale

Artist(s): Britney Spears

Official/Original Drop Date: March 25, 2011

Grade:WTF?

Blade(s): 1.5

Bottom-line: What a waste of time

Review: The industry is seriously hoping to catch my standards on the low. This is not about to happen. Spears had a hot album – LAST year. Unfortunately for her, she missed the lightening strike. This new album is deluxe junk. Now I have a theory regarding most deluxe projects: it’s just a way to off load the garbage ass tracks created. Because someone paid for them, or someone’s cousin or girl-/boyfriend were told that their track would be on an album, the trash collector dumps them on a “bonus” disc.

Fuck that.

Folks who paid for the “standard” disc are usually disappointed. Folks who pay for a deluxe are usually suicidal. Gone are the days of albums packed with tracks that make the owners NOT want to take that bitch out of rotation. Now folks are safer spending $3 on a fucking single than $10 on an entire LP.

This, folks, is one of those albums. An albums where you were better off buying the damn single of the song(s) you liked. A hot mess, WTF? and a 1.5 goes to this slop feast. Get that chick a six-pack and a ciggy.

blades: ★½☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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