- Grease Is The Word…. Have You Heard?
- Friday Bonanza
- Bored with Dust
- Undercover Hit
- Bored Darko
- Amazing Man, Amazing Journey
- One Long Bad Joke
- Hitchhiking to Cornytown
- Not Fit for Human Viewing
- Planets Unaligned
- A Smooth Scheme
- Hide The Rabbits, Another Crazy On The Loose
- Reviving Dry Comedy
- Claymation Gone Bad
- Break the Mirror Already
- Men and Women Are Fools
- Are You An Invader?
- Firing Folks Made to Look Interesting
- The Original Invasion Was By Far the Best
- Invasion Reinvisioned
- Strange Twists
- Good Will, Still Sucky Affleck
- Derailed Money Introduces Lopez’s Acting
- The Original Minority Report
- “Wheee. What a predicament.”
- The Best Stripper Fight — EVER!
- All Aborad for a Pineapple Adventure
- Cornier Than Blair’s Witch
- Senseless Murders Over Money
- Too Much Hype Over A Drunk
- “I Don’t have Time To Bleed”
- Better Swagger in Book
- Welcome to A WTF Double Whammy
- The Heartbreak of Getting Laid
- Mistaken Identity Gone Haywire
- One Sexy Psycho
- Brotherly Chaos
- When Past Lies Resurface
- A Makeover Fit For An Ogre
- Waiting to Exhale For Men
- No Wonder Bruce Lee Was So Damn Good
- Wanted: Non-Ogre To Rule Far, Far, Far Away
- Kill the Humans; Keep the Monkey
- Another Great Stolen Story
- The Motel That Time & You Should Forget
- One of the Biggest Dissapointments in the Archives
- The Snake Was the Best Actor Here
- Straddling Between Worship and Truth
- Needy Saves the Day & the Film
- Wasted Time On Another Tarantino Film
- When Passion Becomes a Bet for Suckers
- Seduction from Valmont’s Point-of-View
- The Love of Irish Punishment
- A Real Horror Film – Halloween Edition
- Another Child’s Game Gone Wrong – Halloween Edition
- Does Religion Kill Or Just the Crazed Followers?
- A Payne To Watch
- New Found Respect For Sweetback
- Cooning Need Not Apply
- Charlie’s Oversexed Angels
- Crap with Feathers & A Beak
- Hoping To Never See These Angles Again
- G. I’m Glad This Didn’t Suck
- Finally, A Cop I Can Respect
- Was Johnny 5 Animated?
- Hott Tatt; Crazed Life
- Fighting to Keep Truth Alive Since 1921
- ‘Rules’ Make 4 Decent Flick
- A Good Move For Gooding Jr.
- Men Gone Wild
- Have A Gizmo Xmas
- Gremlins Strike Again
- The Best Fiction From 1956
- Daddy’s NOT Paranoid After All
- A Great Reason To Hate Clowns
- Cokehead Gets Jacked
- Starship Bitches
- Men In Skirts Get Physical
- The Better of the Grits
- Raced To Death & Loving It
- Great for Trekkies
- Wonka & His Oompa Sucked
- Living Advertisement
- A ‘Dream’ Worth Having
- Even Alaska Deserved Better
- The Day I Realized How Much Keanu Sucked
- Same Old, Same Old
- A Wormhole of Comedy
- Ruthless Laughter
- Road to Murder or Redemption?
- Disney’s Warrior Princess
- The Better Willy Wonka
- The Puppet Franchise Was Weak
- Troopers vs. Roaches
- Classic Hauntings of a Demon
- Careful What You Wish For
- Waste of a Concept
- Step Down from the Spotlight
- Dear John, You’re No Notebook
- Advocating for Satan Has Its Perks
- True Redemption
- Random Calls Make for Decent Film
- No Fun Left Beating the Same Jokes Down in Dodgeball
- No Shitty Holmes
- Is This the NWO Dream for 2032?
- The Legend of Fame More in My Head Than Reality
- A Film Made from a Fortune Cookie
- Weak Film with Weak Premise
- Conspiracies Make for Strong Film
- Secrets in a Marriage Shocker for Spies?
- Needed: An Escape from Crap
- Another Innocent Man Used As Pawn
- Is There Any Need To Return To Thunderdome?
Film: Eagle Eye
Actor(s): Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson, Michael Chiklis, Anthony Mackie, Ethan Embry, Billy Bob Thornton, Anthony Azizi, Julianne Moore, Cameron Boyce
Official Drop Date: September 26, 2008
Grade: C-
Blade(s): 5
Bottom-line: Eh, very unoriginal.
Review: Call this a remake. Call it a rip off. This film had the exact same concept that the Matthew Broderick’s film, War Games, & Shane West’s film, Echelon Conspiracy, were based on, with a taste of Terminator (all films) thrown in. A self-learning supercomputer, “Autonomous Reconnaissance Intelligence Integration Analyst” (ARIIA), deems that humans were fucking up and couldn’t be trusted so it took it upon itself to regulate and correct the situation. In doing this, ARIIA realized that it could only carry out a few directives on its own so it had to blackmail a few humans to complete some murders on its behalf.
Despite the official release date for Echelon Conspiracy, the film bounced around the web sine May 2008 and possibly earlier. How many human-made objects must viewers be trained to fear? Another film of a damn machine taking control of its destiny and the destiny of humans is getting old. Not to say that the possibilities are not there. If this was such a wild, fearful concept, then why do humans continue to advance their asses in the direction they claim to fear? Time to get down from my soap box and rate this film. 5 blades and a C- for a few “interesting” twists but no points for originality. Being that Hollywood seems to have run out of creative ideas or are stealing scripts from less creative beings, there will be no future kudos given for creativity.
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