J-Loed Out

jennifer lopez - this is me... then uk coverAlbum: This Is me… Then

Artist(s): Jennifer Lopez

Official Drop Date: November 19, 2002

Blades: 1.5

Grade: WTF?

Bottom-line: Not sure how much worse things could get.

Review: Jenny, J-Lo, Jennifer, Jen from the Block is back with a doozy! Against my better judgment & the advice of my flavor of the week I took $5 out of their pocket & bought this. Dang kid, you were right…

“…Once I said I loved you I knew you’d be the only one…” from track #1 Still. What exactly is she going through when she did this one?
“Do you ever wish we never split?”, “There other men than you, but no one can compare to you…” Which of the 18 relationships was she referring to in this joint? Why do we place ourselves where we know we shouldn’t… Should I come for her? No? Yeah? YEAH!

This LP is a straight jack/remix of songs long past… This chica is banking on the ignorance of the listeners not to realize that she still did not receive the phone call from Angie Mar & Fat Joe revealing that there are different beats out there! People, what the heck happened to creativity or at least pretending to have some?! Is there a spare life jacket out there, because this chick is drowning in the Whirlpool of Shame. We may need a doctor!!!!!

Ben, hun, can’t you see the influences of the Mandingo that last had her??? She has been passed the Hat of Remixes to wear. Mary J. Blige passed it on to Mariah, who passed it onto you!! But the twist is that these chicks were not insane when they got the Hat, only after!! You were just spaced out from jump!!!

I do believe that half of these joints were done when Lil’ Christopher Judd was with you & now you just added a few songs to include Lil’ Ben!! Is it me or are the readers wising up out there!!??

Lena from Coney Island realized that the songs speak of a break up but she’s still in love with Mr. Past. Then she rolls with some Dear Ben joint. STOP THE MADNESS!!! Why does Dear Ben have a 1 minute & 9 seconds intro & the song is 3:14 long??????? STOP!!!! *as the tears of laughter roll down my face*

The One is a straight jack from the Stylistics beat for ‘You Are Everything.’ have been shown the light that this LP has truly shown that “Mrs. Whoever’s arm she’s hanging on this month”, is NOT a singer and now barely an actress! If you want to hurt someone you claim to love, don’t ignore them this holiday season; get them a copy of This is me…Then. That is truly a kiss off & an insult!!!

This chick is proving to the world that she has money to waste making CDs that should have remained blank or saved for an artists with singing abilities like Madonna! *insert laughter here*

Please someone play, Lauryn Hill. At least I didn’t feel dirty after, just insane.

This chick even sampled from Carly Simon but the song was forgettable!!!!????????? For those who don’t know, Carly Simon’s one bad White lady!!!!! She’s the one who Ms. Janet Jackson looked towards & sampled for help with Son of a Gun!!!

Either way, Jen, Jenny, Jennifer, J-Lo give it up & focus on your movie career because that is sinking quicker than the Titanic & even Leo (DeCaprio) jumped ship long ago!!!!!

This Tragedy get 1.5 blades and a WTF?
*medical team on stand-by*

(You seemed to have gained some blades since the last review). Even though she sampled them, the beats had me moving. Perhaps that’s why she jacked them… She still has can’t sing!!!

blades: ★½☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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