Is It His World, Or Is He A Squirrel Trying To Get A nut In Ours?

Album: My World (EP)

Artist(s): Justin Bieber

Official/Original Drop Date: November 17, 2009

Grade: C-

Blade(s): 3.5

Bottom-line: Ehh.

Review: He’s being marketed as the best thing since slice bread and that’s not saying much. Because he’s still on a lactate regimen, I’ll try to be gentle with his review. Let’s face it. He’s suppose to woo chicks 2 and up and that’s what he’s trying to do. I’ve never seen a White tween surrounded by so many Industry Negros before. It’s slightly scary. He has multiple Negro rappers and R&B artists guest starring on this project that he’s doing for Negros what Pretty Ricky (in name only) and Soul 4 Real have failed to do – and that’s bring financial attention.

The entire album is filled with high fructose corn syrup and we know what that stuff leads to – an uncomfortable death. Being strictly for folks with a serious sweet tooth or tweens still putting posters on their bedroom walls, this album gets 3.5 blades and a C-. It does nothing for me but he does have a strong voice on record. I’ll check back when puberty kicks into gear or he’s popped his cherry – whichever comes first.

blades: ★★★½☆☆☆☆☆☆

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