Housewives: New York Moments

Name of Show: The Real Housewives of New York

Actor(s): A cast of characters (Bethany Frankel Hoppy, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Alex McCord, Kelly Bensimon, Jill Zarin, LuAnn de Lesseps)

Official Debut Date: Season 3 & the unneeded 3 pt Reunion – March 4, 2010 – June 17, 2010

Blade(s): 6.5 (unintended guilty pleasure)

Grade: B-

Bottom-line: Kelly is a mental train wreck

Review: When will Jill fall off the face of the Earth? Out of all the bitterness and cat fights she’s one of the worse at getting drama started only to poorly lie about not understanding why she is hated. Then there are her two minions who are only around to gossip. When they were on the outs with her they crapped on her rep and now they are sucking her toes. After telling Bethany to get lost, Jill now acts as though she is a victim and is shocked that Bethany is not on her knees calling her or begging her to criticize her. Talk about desperate. Jill is sad not being in the center of Bethany’s life especially at a time when Bethany is reaping most of her dreams and dealing with tragedy. She’s getting married, having a baby and dealing with the passing of her father. Jill turns every social event into a bitch feast where she does the Drama Walkout. Jill pulled this crap a few times during the season and during the reunion.Then there was LuAnn who was talking on a microphone but folks continued to comment on her “singing.” Did the definition of singing change? That was no where near singing.

However, the show was to be stolen once more by the ultimate crackpot in New York City – Kelly. She continued to make false statements and refuse to clarify or back them up with – I don’t know, proof?! She was called out by even the annoying host of the reunion show, Cohen, when she stated that Bravo TV FORCED her to go on the trip hosted by Ramona. Kelly proved that she was a certified fruit basket claiming she was there to speak out against systematic bullying and that she can wear REAL fur, eat meat, and support PETA all at once. Bethany asked her if she felt this way then why not stop taping the show. Kelly asked why would she do that? *insert stunned look here * Also that she is against eating processed foods but jelly beans do not count. Please can someone medicate this trick. She’s officially lost her damn mind.

blades: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆

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