Film: Anacondas: Trail of Blood
Actor(s): Crystal Allen, John Rhys-Davies, Linden Ashby, David Frye, Danny Midwinter, Davetta Sherwood, Calin Stanciu, Ana Ularu, Anca-Ioana Adrone, Kelly Hu, Mehki Phifer, Daneil Witherson
Official Drop Date: February 28, 2009
Grade: WTF?
Blade(s): .5
Bottom-line: Science & film gone wrong
Review: We’re almost at the home stretch and this marathon of crap is almost over. Anaconda 4 is ripe for ripping apart. Just when I thought this franchise could not suck more than it already has, the plot has added the drama of snakes that regenerates at a disturbing rate. A few characters return from the third installment and the anaconda looks more and more hysterical.
All these random snake random people/hunters/archeologists/scientists are all running around in the woods where an anaconda is looking for prey. I root for the snake to kill all the bad acting and help end the film, but alas even the snake is moving too slow for me. I actually looked forward to seeing The Hoff grace the screen because at least his bad acting could have brighten up my time watching this crap. WTF? and .5 blade.
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