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  • This is not a "must see" of flashback and I would state that if one is bored and looking for something to do, take up knitting rather than watch this film

    Is There Any Need To Return To Thunderdome?

    This is not a “must see” of flashback and I would state that if one is bored and looking for something to do, take up knitting rather than watch this film

  • Some of the dialogue had me cringe slightly and roll my eyes but for the most part I was on board with this movie. The entire cast pulled their weight and made this film worth watching. To say Newton nailed her part is an understatement. She had

    No Drag Necessary: Tyler Perry Scores A Fab Film

    Some of the dialogue had me cringe slightly and roll my eyes but for the most part I was on board with this movie. The entire cast pulled their weight and made this film worth watching. To say Newton nailed her part is an understatement. She had

  • he entire cast was amazing, in particular his mother and his wife. These women proved what leading women and supporting women should be made of – good stock! I have loved all of their roles from the moment I’ve seen

    Amazing Man, Amazing Journey

    he entire cast was amazing, in particular his mother and his wife. These women proved what leading women and supporting women should be made of – good stock! I have loved all of their roles from the moment I’ve seen

  • Radcliffe has had other positions in the industry yet most people did not have the opportunity to see him on Broadway both times that he was there, or will they see most of his remaining works. Folks are just going to have to get over themselves as this actor begins to find his way out of the Land of Potter and find his niche in the industry. This film was like most

    Decent Post-Potter Attempt

    Radcliffe has had other positions in the industry yet most people did not have the opportunity to see him on Broadway both times that he was there, or will they see most of his remaining works. Folks are just going to have to get over themselves as this actor begins to find his way out of the Land of Potter and find his niche in the industry. This film was like most

  • When he continuously kicked Reynolds’s ass, I was filled with glee. Not because it was Washington beating the crap out of Reynolds, but because it was a framed former CIA op kicking the crap out of a mesmerized sheep trained to follow orders from folks who are comfortable with living behind a protected shield calling orders from behind the curtain. Washington delivered

    Denzel Makes Bad Sooo Damn Good!

    When he continuously kicked Reynolds’s ass, I was filled with glee. Not because it was Washington beating the crap out of Reynolds, but because it was a framed former CIA op kicking the crap out of a mesmerized sheep trained to follow orders from folks who are comfortable with living behind a protected shield calling orders from behind the curtain. Washington delivered

  • As folks chuck it up they fail to ask, “Why do Blacks believe that they don’t have ‘good hair?” “Where did the term “good hair” come from?” The root of the problem is over a century old and no one likes to discuss it because folks get “uncomfortable.” When people can’t face the truth about a situation, how can they expect to address the problem?

    Weak Documentary Filled with Fluff

    As folks chuck it up they fail to ask, “Why do Blacks believe that they don’t have ‘good hair?” “Where did the term “good hair” come from?” The root of the problem is over a century old and no one likes to discuss it because folks get “uncomfortable.” When people can’t face the truth about a situation, how can they expect to address the problem?

  • Being that I see no use for both Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in the working world, I reluctantly watched this film. I was shocked that I enjoyed a few scenes in the film. The fact that most of Sandler's movies are

    Still Waiting for Aniston & Sandler to Make A Grown Up Film

    Being that I see no use for both Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in the working world, I reluctantly watched this film. I was shocked that I enjoyed a few scenes in the film. The fact that most of Sandler’s movies are

  • This flash from the past was never a favorite film of mine and was difficult to watch. I couldn't stand the crude clown and his sexual references and was unsure of the plot for the underground creatures to take over the world via a virus. If the underground leader was to be Satan then

    Another Innocent Man Used As Pawn

    This flash from the past was never a favorite film of mine and was difficult to watch. I couldn’t stand the crude clown and his sexual references and was unsure of the plot for the underground creatures to take over the world via a virus. If the underground leader was to be Satan then

  • Mel Gibson was at the height of his career when this film came out. Joined by Julia Roberts, Gibson portrayed the ultimate Sleeper who was determined to protect a woman he has been tracking since her father's death. While he

    Conspiracies Make for Strong Film

    Mel Gibson was at the height of his career when this film came out. Joined by Julia Roberts, Gibson portrayed the ultimate Sleeper who was determined to protect a woman he has been tracking since her father’s death. While he

  • As expected the makers "wowed" with special effects but lacked in explanations. Watching some of the common issues played out on screen was hilarious because certain audience members laughed out while others seemed to be stunned or confused into silence. Yes, that elephant entered the movie theater and sat the fuck down while a majority of the audience pretend it didn't make a ruckus

    I’m Ape & I’m Proud! Say It Loud!

    As expected the makers “wowed” with special effects but lacked in explanations. Watching some of the common issues played out on screen was hilarious because certain audience members laughed out while others seemed to be stunned or confused into silence. Yes, that elephant entered the movie theater and sat the fuck down while a majority of the audience pretend it didn’t make a ruckus

  • Despite Keanu Reeves' stale ass being the lead in this film, I focused on Charlize Theron and, of course, Al Pacino who were actually the true stars of the film. It's bad when co-stars have to carry the lead, but when Reeves is involved it becomes expected.

    Advocating for Satan Has Its Perks

    Despite Keanu Reeves’ stale ass being the lead in this film, I focused on Charlize Theron and, of course, Al Pacino who were actually the true stars of the film. It’s bad when co-stars have to carry the lead, but when Reeves is involved it becomes expected.

  • To sum up - greedy white folks release a crazed/half-demonic Negro and the slightly misunderstood white cop must clean up the mess and save the world. Ummm, ok.

    Is This the NWO Dream for 2032?

    To sum up – greedy white folks release a crazed/half-demonic Negro and the slightly misunderstood white cop must clean up the mess and save the world. Ummm, ok.

  • This film was not as sloppy as I thought it would be, but the red herrings dropped into the film made everything trivial. The ending of film sucked and made most of the back and forth useless for me watching it. John seemed to have a major chip on his shoulders and his Summer fling was not what she seemed to be. The main "no-no" that she

    Dear John, You’re No Notebook

    This film was not as sloppy as I thought it would be, but the red herrings dropped into the film made everything trivial. The ending of film sucked and made most of the back and forth useless for me watching it. John seemed to have a major chip on his shoulders and his Summer fling was not what she seemed to be. The main “no-no” that she

  • This film had a few moments of laughs but seems to only follow the path of earlier comedy films. Same cast being recycled from film to film as though certain movies will only work with

    No Fun Left Beating the Same Jokes Down in Dodgeball

    This film had a few moments of laughs but seems to only follow the path of earlier comedy films. Same cast being recycled from film to film as though certain movies will only work with

  • A film based on some dude's interpretation of what other dudes think. When it comes to relationships, the advice is usually typical - be "yourself." Yet people need to go through the

    A Film Made from a Fortune Cookie

    A film based on some dude’s interpretation of what other dudes think. When it comes to relationships, the advice is usually typical – be “yourself.” Yet people need to go through the

  • As a film attempting to give the lesson of "be careful what you ask for," Madagascar follows the adventures of New York City Zoo residents as they make their way to Africa and attempt to live among the wild. Completely out of their element (being that they

    Careful What You Wish For

    As a film attempting to give the lesson of “be careful what you ask for,” Madagascar follows the adventures of New York City Zoo residents as they make their way to Africa and attempt to live among the wild. Completely out of their element (being that they

  • Set up. Goofball kid is the unfortunate one to receive a random phone call from a woman locked in her attic by terror monkeys. After the attic phone is smashed to pieces by the lead terror monkey (the ever exciting Jason Statham) the determined and frightened mom/wife Kim Bassinger (another flop of talent) MacGyvers the pieces together to make a random

    Random Calls Make for Decent Film

    Set up. Goofball kid is the unfortunate one to receive a random phone call from a woman locked in her attic by terror monkeys. After the attic phone is smashed to pieces by the lead terror monkey (the ever exciting Jason Statham) the determined and frightened mom/wife Kim Bassinger (another flop of talent) MacGyvers the pieces together to make a random

  • We're almost at the home stretch and this marathon of crap is almost over. Anaconda 4 is ripe for ripping apart. Just when I thought this franchise could not suck more than it already has, the plot has added the drama of snakes that regenerates

    Did Anaconda Kill Sci-Fi?

    We’re almost at the home stretch and this marathon of crap is almost over. Anaconda 4 is ripe for ripping apart. Just when I thought this franchise could not suck more than it already has, the plot has added the drama of snakes that regenerates

  • To say I was disappointed would be to say that I expected better from this film. Why lie. I knew this would be a straight trash ass film the moment I saw the first preview. The same run-of-the-mill alien held captive for scientific reasons film. Why do folks continue to write

    Super Let Down

    To say I was disappointed would be to say that I expected better from this film. Why lie. I knew this would be a straight trash ass film the moment I saw the first preview. The same run-of-the-mill alien held captive for scientific reasons film. Why do folks continue to write

  • This film was weak compared to the first one and I was not a big fan of the first film. The group attempts to get back to New York but crashes down in another part of Africa. There were so

    Needed: An Escape from Crap

    This film was weak compared to the first one and I was not a big fan of the first film. The group attempts to get back to New York but crashes down in another part of Africa. There were so

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