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Movies & Music have gotten so bad and redundant that we're adding grades and it won't be pretty. Let's not get things confused as grades are not always reflective of blades. All reviews will have these grades so things will get interesting. Here's a quick rundown of what the grades will be.
A is for Awesome. If the movie is on point it will get the top grade. From what we've seen so far most films & albums will never see this.
B is for Beware of a potentially bad film or album. Some of these type films & albums are becoming novelties and some have become classics. Regardless, the Suck-Ass Level can go either way.
C is for Crazy or Crappy that this film/album got made. For those films/albums that weren't B material they get the C stamp. These films are so horrible that even the actors/artists don't believe the scripts they read or the lyrics they sing.
WTF is for What The Fuck were you thinking? This is for the worst films/albums ever made, the shock that they were made, and the shock that someone asked for money from viewers/listeners. It's the grade that will be used when even the reviewer is questioning their own sanity for viewing the Crap Fest on Screen or burned to a disc.
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- Indie Me: Ah, Yeah!
2011/03/18 | 10:08 am
Kicking off this new segment for Bootlegged Reviews is the song Ah, Yeah! submitted by the indie artist, Flawless. This pop/dance single that has what it takes to get a party started and has a professional feel that many Indie projects lack. Coming from Queens, New York, Flawless shines on this track. Formerly signed to -
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About Author: Jessica Russo
Posts by Jessica Russo
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Bad Little Lliar Gets Reamed
Pamalynn Brault, Savannah’s mother, refused to pay for the repairs and continued to make excuses for her child’s poor behavior. She must have been practicing for the future act of defending her future jail bird/Maury Povich “Bad Teen” guest.
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Coleman’s Televised Divorce Attempt
Nothing she said made sense and she only set out to paint Coleman in a poor light. Price exhibited a selfish persona and only seemed interested in what Coleman could do for her. To add insult to injury, while Price was questioning why Coleman was leaving
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One Bitter Broad
Parks was too busy attempting to speak her lies and misguided story, she was getting shut down by Judge Judy. Talking over the judge and talking about her bullshit story, Judy shuts it down and tells her that he will not be held responsible for the rest of the rent that she stayed out the lease. Judge Judy told Parks that she was not following requests to answer simple questions. Ryan even
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Unpaid Fences Between Neighbors
It’s a shame when neighbors don’t have respect for each other. The fact that the Currys were new to the area and tried to muscle themselves a new fence out of a tragedy is foolishness.
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Keeping My Hands All Over Maroon 5
This album was a favorite of mine when I first heard it last year. The music and lyrics on most of the songs reminded me why I liked this group to begin with. A solid project is not going to be denied. I listen to this album on a regular and can’t complain. Misery
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The Blair Witch Legacy of Suck Ass
Not even sure what to say about this film except to say that it’s worse than the first. Seems that this series is determined to follow the steps of
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Even Alaska Deserved Better
After being hipped to the realization that this is a fake story I had to admit that it was pulled off better than Paranormal Activity & Paranormal Activity 2. Those two cheesy films could learn from this one. There were moments of cheesiness but it didn’t take over the film. So real or no
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Wait Your Turn
Rihanna promoted her Rated R album with this song. I actually like the song but wasn’t too much of a fan of the album. Wait Your Turn is another
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The Best Fiction From 1956
One of the best fictional stories of all times. Aside from Charlton Heston’s extremely HORRIBLE acting, the special effects were damn good for 1956. It’s a damn good thing that stronger actors were involved in the film, especially Yul Brynner.
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Jackson 4ever
Michael has staple styles that Jackson has always been known for and that is getting at everyone that attacks him and the stereotypes they expect him to live up to. Michael has always been an artist not afraid of standing on the ledge alone and exploring other possibilities for his music while remaining true to his craft. Unlike many current artists
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G. I’m Glad This Didn’t Suck
As a G. I. Joe fan from the 80s I stayed away from this film because of a majority of the actors listed. Today was a day to throw caution to the wind and take a chance. Continuing with the film series of this franchise and being the first live action version, this film was surprisingly decent and not what I was expecting. The special effects were good and
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Crap with Feathers & A Beak
It’s been so long since I watched this film and I have discovered that it can be possible for a movie to suck more ass than originally believed. Talk about one of the worst films to be made. Wow! Aside from the foul-mouth fowl, the humans made the film worse with the bad acting. Folks that are
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Straddling Between Worship and Truth
After doing a little research regarding the lead, I can better review the film of his life. Hoffa was a Danny DeVito directing project and some creative licensing was taken – especially in the end. It’s pretty much assumed that James “Jimmy” Hoffa was offed by folks who grew tired of his rantings and schemes. When he was elected as the head of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters (IBT) union he fired most of the folks elected to lower ranks. The film showed a man who was full of himself
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A Makeover Fit For An Ogre
I haven’t watched this film in years and did not even remember most of the stunts; but after being challenged by a Bootlegged Reviews associateFolks that support Bootlegged Reviews in some way, shape, or form amp; help to keep us informed on the dealings of the WOSWhirlpool of Shame; the cesspool that has become known as the Entertainment Industry I took a second look. This film was funnier than I remembered as Shrek met Fiona’s folks for the first time and the newly formed family had to get acquainted. Since Prince Charming showed up late and failed to save Princess Fiona from her captivity in the dragon guarded dungeon, Shrek was allowed to change history. Prince Charming was beyond
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Allen Ignored for Idol Fluff
With all the hype and show appearances given to the over-the-top idol hack [Adam Lambert] the actual winner, Kris Allen, seems to be getting treated like the runner-up. This is no surprise as Idol usually drops the ball in promotion and support for artists
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In Limbo: 07/07/2010
Kate Gosselin’s PR reps denied a rumor that she would be recording an album with her children. That’s the best birthday gift anyone has given Jesus.
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“I Don’t have Time To Bleed”
This movie is about to be released as a sequel but it was better to relive the original for now. Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in this movie as the ass kicking soldier man, Major Alan “Dutch” Schaeffer, who was called in to help retrieve a fallen plane and the men aboard. However, things took a turn for the worse as lies were uncovered and a new threat was realized. Now fighting for his survival and the survival of his men, Schaeffer must figure out what’s in the jungle with them and how to defeat it. Arnold was so bad that he was good
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If Only It Truly Was the End
Hoping that the end of trash will be near. This album leads me to believe that groups with extra junk pawn it off on unsuspecting listeners as a dual disc album for more money. The “specialty” is how they can fool folks each time with such an old trick. Still trying to wonder what the ‘boom’ is.
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Long Live The Dutches of Crap!
Sweet Crap! Fergie just beat out Mary J. Blige as the Queen of Samples. Blige should have been asked for the name of the person who got her on the road to original music because Fergie could have used that information. From the 70s to the 90s, there were no decades or genres that Fergie didn’t rape for their sound. If that were not bad enough
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Strange Twists
Many people have given Halle Berry slack ever since her performance in “Monster Ball.” Nonetheless Ms. Berry is a skillful actress who has her share of bad films. This movie was panned as













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An idea was planted and it seemed plausible until it was transformed from fantasy to reality nightmare. This month brings a new set of "confessions" from ill laid plans gone haywire. A set of celebs have
Ashley Judd seems to have added her happy ass to the long list of folks in denial of the monster that their precious industry (the W.O.S.) has created. Judd has taken it upon herself to reiterate the obvious while ignoring the giant wizard puppeteer behind the puppets.
espite the truth that there are no set programs, more than half of the shows are unconfirmed, the first week or more have only been previews of what MIGHT be shown, and more than half of all television viewers have yet to see anything on the OWN Network, mainstream
2010 has been another year where the WOS Celebs have stepped their game up in the category of bullshit, hot mess, and sloppiness. Yesterday, two WOS young bloods were in battled in another Internet War of Words. Twitter has become the "safe zone" to attack folks behind a computer and have the fans directly involved. Instant bullshit brought to everyone's and anyone's computer screens - whether asked for it or not.